A. Shatov is a wonderful character. I love him dearly.
B. Make your bagels with malt syrup. They'll be better.
C. With the people who matter most to us, it always seems imperative to take a stand against bad habits and corruption generally. Why should this be the case?
D. Christ suffered for our sins.
E. Conservatism will never be significant in America so long as the internet exists and people are wealthy enough to use it from their homes.